Turd Merchants of Death
“The stink has come to town”
2009•NR•1h 15m•6.5•Released
HorrorComedyAction
Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.
Director
Samuel Hines
Writer
Gordon Koch, Colby Graham
Budget
$0M
Languages
English
Studio
Meta Skateboards
Cast
Davis Lonergan
Happy Blonde Boy
Colby Graham
Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car
Scott Hendry
Scott Toolbanger
Andrew Martinez
Shirtless Car Accident Victim
Ann Hines
Receptionist
Bill HInes
Mad Doctor
Jack Spanbauer
Himself
Adrian Tennant
Door Man
Adam Smith
Bartender
Andrew Martinez
Greasy Bar Guy
Kaya Bersto
Kaya
Canyon Castator
Canyon
Josh Steele
Josh
Sheila Cummings
Sarah Caruso
Mike Carroll
Mert T. Nertson
Production
Company
Meta Skateboards
Producer
Maile Kobayashi
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