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“Misbehavior Will End”
2005•K-15•10m•7.1•Released
ActionComedy
Not meant for the public eye, this film reveals the dark reality of what's wrong with company's product. With its primitive instincts triggered by bad behaviour of people around it, the seemingly tame Father Christmas will forget the intensive training and turn into a brutal beast. You better watch out, you better not cry, There's no room for mistakes.
Director
Jalmari Helander
Writer
Jalmari Helander, Juuso Helander
Languages
English, Finnish
Studio
Woodpecker Film Oy
Cast
Otso Tarkela
Father Christmas
Onni Tommila
Boy
Tommi Korpela
Marker
Jorma Tommila
Sniper
Tazu Ovaska
Tracker
Niko Saarela
Harbour Worker
Petri Manninen
Harbour Worker
Kari Miettinen
Harbour Worker
Kimmo Tolvanen
Harbour Worker
Aimo Lehtonen
Father Christmas - in training
Jonathan Hutchings
Narrator (voice)
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